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Me-Main Tumhare Liye Jaan
Bhi De Sakta Hoon
She- Acha Do
Me- Tum Hi To Meri Jaan Ho, Jao Marr Jao
She- Haramkhor

Funny Jokes In Hindi

Wo “Hii” Bhi Bolegi
Wo “Bye” Bhi Bolegi
Wo Ladki Hai Janaab Uske Dimaag
Kharab hua Toh “Bhai” Bhi Bolegi

Friend:- Bhai Tu Itni Achi Relationship Advice Deta
Hai Phir Bhi Single Hain

Me:- Coach Ko Kabhi Khelte Huwe Dekha Hain?

funny chutkule in hindi

Khushi:- Yaar Main bahut buri hu na
Me:- Yeh Baat Toh Sahi Boli Tune

Khushi- Haramkhor Aise Tareef Karni
Hoti Hain, Single he Marega Tu

Crush- Propose Me in a Special way
Me- n 3^07
Crush- Yeh Kya Hai?
Me- Rotate Your Phone

Funny Jokes For Friendship

Jo Log Kehte hai Bohot Online Rehte ho
Unko Bata Du Ki Recharge Main
Khud ke Paiso se Karta hoon

Tum Woh Ho Na Jisko Koi Call Nahi Karta
Aur Phir Bhi Phone Silent
Par Hota Hain

majedar chutkule hindi mein

13 – 13 Saal Ke Bacche Dhokha
Khaa Rahe Hai
Ek Hum Hai Jab 13 Saal Ke They Tab Sirf
Kitchen Se Cheeni Chura
Ke Khaate They

Chote Bhai Behen Ke Jhoote
Aansu Apko
Kutte Ki Trah Pitwa Sakte Hain
Be Carefully

Me And My Best Friend Talking
ME:- Yaar Teri Awaaz Mein
Bahut Dard Hain
Best FRIEND :- Haan Yaar
ME :- Tu Bheek Manga Kar

PAPA :- Dekho Beta Me Tere Liye
New Shows Lekar Aya Hu
BETA :- Thank You PAPA Lekin Inka
Size Toh Bahut Bada Hain
PAPA :- Haan, Pehna To Maine He Hai,
Tumne Toh Khane Hai Bas

Duniya Ki Saari Khushi Ek Taraf
Or School Me Chhutti Hone Se
5 Min Pehle Bag Taang Ke Baithne
Wali Khushi Ek Tarf

He – Twinkle Twinkle Little Star WILL YOU BE MY
“Pahla Pyaar”
She- Up Above World So High Can You Be My
“Bada Bhai”

Full-Form Of Crush
C- Chutiya
R- Rahoge
U- Uske
S- Saamne
H- Humesha

Funny Jokes In Hindi

People On Whatsapp Status
36 aaygi 36 jaygi par meri Wali
To Meri Mummy Laaygi

Reality
App Please Meri GF Ban Jao Chahe Toh Main
Apka Recharge Bhi Karea Diya Karunga

India Me 5% Ladkiyan Dhoop Se jalti Hai
Baki 95% Ek Dusre Se

 

DOCTOR :- Yeh Kesi Lagi Tumhe
ME :- Mast Hai
DOCTOR :- Haramkhor, Chot Kaise Lagii,
Nurse Nhi

Aatam Nirbhar
Bhot zada Aatm Nirbhar
Raat Ko Bina Kisi Se Chat Kiya Sone Wale

Agar Aapko Koi Bewakoof bole
Toh Udaas MAt Hona
Tention Bhi Nahi Lena
Bas Himmat Karke Kursi Par Baithna
Aur Sochna Isko Pata Kaise Chala

Aapko Kis Age me Pata Chala Ki Class ka matlab
“Come Late And Start Sleeping”
Hota Hain

Sharma = Kiss Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Golo = Patni Se
Sharma = Itna Pyaar Se
Golu = Tumhari Hai

Teen Kale Dost, Ek Sath Jaa Rahe The Tabhi
Achanak Ek Devi Prakat Hui
Devi = Mein Tumhari Ek Ek Echa Puri Karungi Mango Jo
Tumhe Magna Hain
Pehla = Mujhe Gora Kar Do Wo
Gora Ho Gaya
Tesra = Jor Jor Se Has Ke Bola In
Dono Ko Phir Kaala Kar Do
Har Ek Friend Kamina hota Hain

Shaadi Main Baccho Ki Alag
Level Ki Bakchodi Chalti Hain

Befaltu Ka Bhagte Rahenge
Idar Se Udhar

Caste Checked
Height Checked
Family Status Checked
Then People Say
“Jodiyan To Upar Wala Banata Hain”

Someone Padhai Kesi Chal Rahi Hai
Me- Haan Bahut Tez Chal Rahi Hain,
World Tour Par Gayi
Hain Wapis Aane Ka Hi Nahi Lee
Raha Hai

Ladka Pen Hai?
Ladki Nahi Hai.
Ladka Pen Hai Pen?
Ladki Nahi Hai
Ladka-pen Hai?
Ladki-phir Se Pucha Na Sir Me
Hathoda Maar Dungi
After 5 Sec
Ladka-Hatoda Hain?
Ladki-Nahi hai
Ladka Toh Phir Pen Hai?

Maturity Apni Jageh hai
Aur Helicopter ki Awaaz Sun Kar
Aasmaan Ki Tarf Dekhna Apni Jagah

Ladki – Konsa Phone Liya Tumne ??
Me – One Plus 8
Ladki – Phir Seedha Bolo Na 9
Me- 🙂

Market Me New Gaali Aai Hai
“Insaan Hai Ki Karan Johar”

Ek Admi Ne Apna Iphone Bech kar pistol Khareed Liya
Abhi tak wo us Pistol Se 20
I phone Lee Chuka Hain

Friend – Bhai Dekh Dulhan Kya Maal Lag Rhi Hai
Me- Haramkhor Teri He Shaadi Hai

Jis Jis Ladki Ko Bhai Ki
Zarurat Hain
Wo Apne Maa Papa Se Se
Sampark Kare
Hum Har Ek Ke Bhai Nahi Ban sakte